Haha, sounds like you were locked up somewhere for centuries. But that's all right - now you have all the time in the world to catch up.

[ bold of him to laugh at that when he was the one who threw a fellow wizard into prison all those years ago but shh ]

Oh, I don't have that kind of sweet tooth. [ what is he, owen ] Wizards usually learn how to make sugar by magic when they're learning magic the first time. Is this your first time encountering one?