[ She frowns, not so stupid that she can't tell when she's being made fun of. ]

No, she... she raised me. She taught me how to read and write, how to formulate strategies, and the best way to defeat our enemies.

... She's also a really bad person. I used to think she was looking out for me, but she only ever looked out for herself. And she didn't joke, either; just threatened us a lot. That's why I thought the ghost stuff was all real.