croxxing: (Friendly neighborhood Aristocrat!)
Taichi Kurosu ([personal profile] croxxing) wrote in [community profile] pedalbike 2020-10-18 12:15 am (UTC)

Oh! A sassy young child at that!

[Taichi will clear his throat to speak in a more formal gentlemanly voice. An ojou type? He has plenty of experience with talking with those types of girls.]

I can assure you, madam... Your body type does not arouse me in the slightest! Therefore, I have no reason to kidnap you! However, I, the Love Aristocrat, am a protector of all women of age, races, shapes and sizes! I am a loyal knight despite not wearing any armor!

[He'll make an attempt to step closer to her. His walking is slow, careful and calculated as he didn't want to make any sudden movements to scare her further. It was like dealing with a scared animal... Frankly, he's more worried about Satoko hurting herself than hurting him.]

So let's put down the chair and talk things out, okay? I am in the same predicament as you!

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