[ it's not so much a laugh as it is just a scoff. ]

Chivalry and all that jazz? Fun to watch on stage, but less so in real life.

[ ... ]

Go live off those warm fuzzies then, if that's all it takes to get you through the day. We can argue in circles about whether helping people's a waste of time or the literal meaning of life, but I think we've established neither of us are budging.