[ well, she is already far too good to him. listening?! who does that?!?!?! ]

Well, let’s see... [ he’s tapping a finger to his chin thoughtfully. ]

If you ask me, it’s all an elaborate front for some kind of dramatic reality television show. First they stick us on an island with no explanation about why, right? And we’re all forced to live together in close quarters. I bet there’s a ton of hidden cameras all over the place, you know?! And each week they get together behind the scenes and analyze what kind of wacky and crazy things happened, who their favorite islanders are, who’s falling for who, how to stir up some drama... it’s really sad, but that’s the nature of modern tv, you know? They’ll do anything for some ratings...!